50 Funny Movie Quotes That Will Never Get Old (2024)

There's just no denying the massive impact of movie quotes. The best movie quotes often live beyond the silver screen and serve as the perfect one-liners when you're joking with your besties in your group chat. Movie quotes from the flicks you just can't get enough of also double as the perfect caption for your selfies on Insta.

From cute clap backs in your favorite animated films to swoon-worthy moments in a rom-com, there are movie quotes that can make you laugh, cry, and feel every emotion in between. Movie quotes are huge pop culture moments that almost everyone can understand. If you send out texts saying, "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal," your besties won't help but think of Kevin McCallister outsmarting would-be robbers in Home Alone. You can be prepared to be the talk of the Halloween party when you throw on a lavender hoodie and a pair of dark sunnies and say, "She doesn't even go here." Mean Girl stans will usher in a non-stop round of applause.

No matter if you want to add iconic phrases to your IG bio or if you're looking for the best quote to stump your friends with for a game night trivia, read ahead for this list of the best movie quotes.

"You're giving off some serious, like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction energy. Glennergy." — Drea, Do Revenge

"You're tacky, and I hate you." — Billy, School of Rock

"Florals in spring? Groundbreaking." — Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada

"You may only call me Mrs. Darcy when you are completely and perfectly and incandescently happy." — Elizabeth Bennet — Pride & Prejudice

"She doesn't even go here." — Damian, Mean Girls

"I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!"Mrs. George, Mean Girls

"If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd like this. But, I'm terrified of heights, so I don't like this." Wasabi, Big Hero 6

"I like fluffy!" Stitch, Lilo & Stitch

"All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! I WANT a SQUIRREL!" Veruca Salt, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Are you insane? Of course, I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?" — Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Bella Swan: "Vampires play baseball?" Edward Cullen: "It's the national pastime." — Twilight

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"By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me." — Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada

"It's about time somebody stood up to Auntie Eleanor. But you, not me, oh god. She can't ever know I was here." — Oliver T'sien, Crazy Rich Asians

"You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast!" Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

"Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensemble-y challenged?'" Cher Horowitz, Clueless

"Well, I've read through that Handbook For The Recently Deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.' I, myself, am strange and unusual." Lydia Deetz, Beetlejuice

"Give me some of your tots!" — Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite

"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" — Tony Stark, The Avengers

"What the hell have you people been smoking out there?" — Parker Selfridge, Avatar

"If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess." — Maui, Moana

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"Can I use the facilities? Because being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit!" — Juno MacGuff

"Supermodels - ha! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick-figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for GODS!" — Edna Mode, The Incredibles

"Ain't nobody coming to see you, Otis!" — David Ruffin, The Temptations

"Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!" — The Captain, Wall-E

"There's no top part – I definitely remember Dad having a top part!"Barley, Onward

"Liar! Try me again, and I promise you that you and I are gonna have a Middle Passage experience, a fight for survival, and I will win. Have I made myself clear? Clear?" —
Iyanla Vanzant, Girls Trip

"I share a drawer with a phone book and she’s got two closets?" — Alex Fielding, Twitches

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!" — Kevin McCallister, Home Alone

"What is this? A school for ants?" — Derek Zoolander, Zoolander

"I know you've been embezzelin' my pizzas, and I will catch you eventually. And when I do, I swear ta God, you will neva deliver pizzas in this town again!" — Mr. Pizzacoli, Dude, Where's My Car?

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it." — Drax, Guardians of the Galaxy

"Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!" — Rex Kramer, Airplane!

"YOU'RE nervous? An 11-year-old is cutting my hair!" — Annie James, The Parent Trap

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"McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?" — Evan, Superbad

"You're like a snack-sized Denzel." — Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson, Central Intelligence

"Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like... 16 walls!" — Deadpool, Deadpool

"Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues." — Bruce Wayne, Batman Begins

"That's it, Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!" — Mushu, Mulan

"If they got me, got me got me, I got to get them, get them, get them." — Madea, Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail

"Could you like, chill for a sec?" — Tess Coleman/Anna Coleman, Freaky Friday

"What... How... Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but *you*! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!" — Dr. Bey, The Mummy

"I may have trouble remembering my own name, or what country I live in, but there are two things I can't seem to forget: that my own daughter threw me into a nursing home, and that she ate Minny's s*it." — Missus Walters, The Help

"Donkey, You Have The Right To Remain Silent. What You Lack Is The Capacity." — Sherk, Sherk 2

"The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers." — Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump

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"Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed." — Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

"Why can't you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a NORMAL PERSON!?" — Lillian Donovan, Bridesmaids

"See that? NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punk*ss Down!" — Jay, Men in Black

"My teenage daughter is not afraid of you, why should I be... Drew?" — Dr. James Possible, Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama

The smell of your weird is totally affecting my vocal cords. — Bumper Allen, Pitch Perfect

"I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!" — Jenna Rink, 13 Going on 30

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Kori Williams is the Editorial Fellow at Seventeen and covers celebrities, pop culture, music and what’s interesting on the internet. She enjoys reading, crafting and eating out to the dismay of her wallet.

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